My Sister Is at Death’s Door, So I Become a God by Touching Corpses!

First, a word of advice: never work at a funeral home. You never know what weird things you'll pull off a corpse! My name is Lin Mo. I take any job I can get to cover my little sister's medical bills. Then I awakened “Soul Echo,” and thought my story would be like Exploring the Unknown. Instead, it turned into The Dead's Many Ways to Get Themselves Killed! On my first day, I felt up a chef, hoping to inherit a 【wok-tossing】 skill and get a job at New Oriental. Turns out he'd been researching explosives before he died, so I inherited 【C4 Crafting Mastery】. The police asked, “Tell us, chef. Why were you hoarding so many sticks of dynamite?” Me: “...Maybe he wanted to cook up a wild stir-fry?” On the second day, I felt up a programmer, figuring I'd inherit 【coding mastery】 and get a nine-to-nine, six-days-a-week job at a big tech company. Turns out he was a seasoned playboy, and I inherited his 【time management technique】 for juggling 27 girlfriends. His ex-girlfriends: “Honey, didn't you say I was the only one you loved?” Me: (shattering) Bro, you won't leave me in peace even after you're dead?! Later, I joined the Soul-Quelling Bureau. My coworkers all said my cultivation foundation was damaged and I was useless. Then, one day, the boss and I died together, triggering an Echo. 【Ding! You've inherited your own strongest obsession: 【Flowers Blooming on the Other Shore】!】 I came back to life on the spot and even helped the boss move on. Everyone: “...” Hey, that's cheating! You can inherit your own abilities after you die?!