I Write Novels in Genshin Impact

I’m Su Chen, Teyvat’s bestselling author, and lately I’ve had a bit of a problem.

[Ding! Emergency mission issued: Calm down the Hydro Archon Furina, who is on the verge of a meltdown over your cliffhangers!]

Mission list:

Deal with Furina climbing through your window late at night to demand the next chapter. (Reward: One peaceful night)

Turn down President Navia’s ten-billion investment in “supporting your passion.” (Reward: Keep your freedom)

Survive a tea party hosted by “The Knave,” Arlecchino. (Reward: One extra life)

To stay alive, I can only keep the Hydro Archon hooked with spoilers from my new book, A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality.

“Han Li will definitely succeed in forming his Core next time. I promise!”

But gradually, I realize that Furina is so obsessed because she’s searching the book for hope of saving Fontaine.

Her eyes red, she clutches my hand. “Su Chen! If you don’t release more chapters, I-I’ll find you guilty in the name of the Hydro Archon!”

In that moment, it suddenly occurs to me that she’s just like the heroine in my book… the one who’s been lonely for five hundred years.