My Parents Are Both Kings from the Start, and My Spirit Beast Is a Kun

[Two powerful royal parents + No female lead + Beast taming + System + Lighthearted comedy + Misunderstandings]

Dong Xuanjing scores full marks for reincarnation. His parents are the Female Emperor of the Immortal Dynasty in the Eastern Realm and the Demon Lord of the Western Demon Domain. Born between them, he’s a top-tier royal heir, powerful enough to dominate both east and west.

But this honor only makes him want to run away.

Immortal Mother: “Jing’er, I used the core of a star from the Ninth Heaven to prepare your breakfast. Eat it while it’s hot, and don’t let your cultivation go hungry.”

Demon Father: “You little brat! You can’t even carry fifty kilos of dragonbone steel? Double your body-tempering training today! No sleep until you can carry it!”

The pressure is crushing! Absolutely crushing!

To escape the terrifying “genius cultivation program” that repeats day after day and could drive even gods and demons insane, Dong Xuanjing risks half his life to tear open the barrier between the two worlds and flee to the mortal realm, where spiritual energy is scarce. He’s determined to live like a couch potato and spend his days petting cats.

Who could have guessed that the moment he arrives, he’d bind himself to the Strongest Beast-Taming System and casually pick up a trembling little black kitten by the roadside?

But the System’s warning rings through his mind: [Warning! A world-ending mythological creature’s young has been detected! Threat level: ∞! Suspected to be the long-lost progenitor of the beast race?!]

Dong Xuanjing: “...???” What happened to it being an ordinary little cat?

Before he can process this absurd reality, purple clouds and demonic clouds roil across the sky as his royal parents charge through the rift, murderous intent blazing. “You little rebel! Come back and train right now!”

The next moment, the little black cat flicks its tail in annoyance.

In an instant, the celestial phenomena shatter across the worlds, and myriad paths wail in grief.

The Immortal Emperor and Demon Lord, who once shook the universe, drop to their knees with a thud. Looking at the furry bundle in their son’s arms, they stammer:

“Y-Your Highness...”