Founding a Superhuman Academy, Only to Find Patriarch Bodhi as a Mentor

[A small ensemble cast, a righteous protagonist, decisive killing, and upgrades for the entire academy.] What the heck?! The cafeteria lady is Charlotte Linlin! The gatekeeper is actually Kaido of the Beasts! What’s this, trading a watchdog for a watchdragon? The janitor is Admiral Kizaru? Are you planning to mop the floor at the speed of light? The honorary professor is Patriarch Bodhi? Holy crap!!! This cheat is way too overpowered! That’s brutal! Have you considered how everyone else feels? Zhang Yan was completely dumbfounded as he looked at the academy staff summoned by the System! After transmigrating to a high-martial world, Zhang Yan had just awakened an F-rank talent. That was when his first love showed up! Zhang Yan was confused. Was he about to get his engagement broken off? But the next second, the heiress of the Zhou family dropped to her knees and proposed to him! What the hell? A woman proposing to a man? How can you even handle that? His girlfriend was certainly impressive, but Zhang Yan’s talent was a total letdown! Just then, Zhang Yan awakened the Myriad Heavens Academy System. He’d thought having Patriarch Bodhi as an honorary professor was already outrageous enough, But the truly outrageous stuff was still to come. Head of logistics: the Buddha himself! Minister of foreign affairs: the Supreme Jade Emperor! Head of security: the Demon Ancestor Rahu! Vice dean: Patriarch Hongjun! Before long, all the students at the academy were saying they couldn’t even bend down to tie their shoes. What could they do? Their backs were too stiff!