All My Red Alert Units Are Wacky

Qin Feng, a bankrupt young master and the bound System of Red Alert, somehow summons a squad of "comic relief troops" from the start: engineers who turn tanks into barbecue grills, soldiers who skewer food on their machine guns, and snipers who yell, "Have a kebab before we fight!"

Others rely on their troops to crush the universe. He uses a skewer to win over civilizations: resolving interstellar conflicts with his grilling skills and turning crises around with the ridiculous antics of his comic relief troops, blasting his way from a street stall on Earth all the way across the sea of stars! With Su Wan's precise command and Tanya's firepower, plus the troops' absurdly hilarious scenes, he sweeps through the Iron Scorpion Empire and harmonizes the source of the universe amid "cooperation" and "conflict."

A high-energy, deeply satisfying story, featuring both hard-hitting battles with Red Alert troops and laugh-out-loud interactions with the comic relief crew. Skewers bring civilizations together as Qin Feng leads a band of unreliable "comrades" from bankrupt nobody to ruler of a unified civilization spanning a thousand stars. It's got both down-to-earth charm and fighting power, and it's hilarious and addictive from beginning to end!