Honkai: Star Rail: Are You Out of Your Mind?!

(A few simulations, but not many) “Defense Department, tell me: what’s the most powerful martial art?” “Kun Fist!” “And what’s the strongest move?” “Iron Mountain Lean!” “Excellent...” “Stop, stop, stop!” After transmigrating, Yun Qing joins a space station as a researcher and also becomes president of Ms. Herta’s fan club. When he isn’t praising Ms. Herta, Yun Qing spends his free time teaching the Defense Department’s staff “Kun Fist.” Its motto: “Punch the Voidrangers, kick the Doomsday Beast.” Then the Astral Express arrives, and Yun Qing tearfully bids everyone farewell. Jarilo: “Seele! You’ve got to stand up for yourself! Bread in the Underworld costs five hundred thousand Shield now. Fight back, fight back!” “Sampo, I hear you’ve got bad legs. I’ve got a medicinal plaster here, personally made by Ms. Herta. Only three hundred thousand Shield... Hey, hey, don’t go! If you run, I’ll beat you until you’re a limping old man!” Xianzhou: “Stop struggling. You were born a Calamity, it’s your destiny!” “Come on, Dan Heng, sing with me: ‘Hakimi, oh, where can you hide?’” Penacony: “Sparkle, tell me, if I blow up Penacony, do you think Aha will look my way?” “Coming up, the great battle between all the Avegians and all the Izumo people.” “The pipes froze my wife?!” “Sunday, surrender quietly, or I’ll drag your sister to a hotel!” Xianzhou Wardance: “Phantylia, what’s 1,000 minus 7?” What? We’re lovers? (Our future son and daughter appear. They’re adults after only a few chapters. If you don’t want to read this, don’t...