Honkai: Star Rail: Are You Out of Your Mind?!

(A few simulations, but not many)

“Defense Department, tell me: what’s the strongest martial art?”

“Kun Fist!”

“What’s the strongest move?”

“Iron Mountain Lean!”

“Excellent…”

“Stop, stop, stop!”

After transmigrating, Yun Qing joined the space station as a researcher and became president of Ms. Herta’s fan club.

Aside from praising Ms. Herta every day, Yun Qing spent his free time teaching the people in the Defense Department “Kun Fist.”

Its motto: fists to the Voidrangers, feet on the Doomsday Beast.

Then the Astral Express arrived, and Yun Qing tearfully said goodbye to everyone.

Jarilo: “Seele! You need to get it together! Bread in the Underworld costs 500,000 Shield today. Fight back, fight back!”

“Sampo, I hear you’ve got bad knees. I’ve got a medicinal patch here, personally developed by Ms. Herta. It’ll only cost you 300,000 Shields… Hey, hey, don’t go! If you run, I’ll turn you into a lame old man!”

…

Xianzhou: “Stop struggling. You were born a demon, and that’s your destiny!”

“Come on, Dan Heng, sing with me: ‘Hakimi, oh, where can I hide~’”

…

Penacony: “Sparkle, tell me: if I blew up Penacony, would Aha finally look my way?”

“Coming up next: all the Avegians versus all the Izumo people.”

“The pipes froze my wife?!”

“Sunday, surrender nicely, or I’ll take your sister to a hotel!”

Xianzhou Wardance:

“Phantylia, what’s 1,000 minus 7?”

…

What? We’re lovers?

(Our future sons and daughters show up. They’re already grown after just a few chapters. If you don’t want to read that, don’t…