Teasing Xiaohei, the System Says I've Subdued the Sun-Devouring God

(The rating just came out, so it’ll go up ^v^) Shen Yan transmigrates one day and arrives in a remote village called Peach Spring. There are nine households in the village, and each has its own peculiar habits. There’s a blind granny who can weave colorful cloth and sew clothes, a grandpa who fishes up a path to enlightenment so old it’s been erased, and a cold, otherworldly girl who’s full of questions… The neighbors all get along, and Shen Yan is very pleased. There’s just one problem: it’s boring! Shen Yan single-handedly subdues Little Black, the village dog. “Are there really no immortals in this world?” 【Your divine might is unmatched. You single-handedly subdue the Sun-Devouring Divine Lord and obtain the immortal art: Secret Scroll of Sun Devouring】 Shen Yan looks down. Little Black snarls in his palm, and even his anger is adorable. “So you’re the Sun-Devouring Divine Lord?” Shen Yan cultivates the secret art. All he does is breathe. 【You have just begun your journey into the immortal realms. You calm your mind and successfully draw in pure energy.】 Shen Yan: “?” He clears his mind and takes a deep breath. 【You have just begun your journey into the immortal realms. You breathe in spiritual energy and immediately comprehend the unity of heaven and humanity. You truly are born with the Dao!】 Shen Yan takes one deep breath after another. 【Born with the Dao, you embrace the origin and keep your spirit undivided. Your circulation is clear, and your cultivation advances by leaps and bounds. You successfully break through to Foundation Establishment!】 Mystery solved: the System thinks air is spiritual energy! He eats a leafy green. 【You eat the earth-born treasure “Jade Dome Greens,” cleansing every impurity from your meridians】 He tries a bite of rice. 【You eat the earth-born treasure “White Jade Spirit Rice,” strengthening your foundation and tempering your sinews and bones】 He has a bite of carp. 【You eat the innate Dao resonance “Fortune Carp,” bringing you boundless good luck and making you unstoppable】 Shen Yan: “System, you’re doing great!” One day, the gates to the void open, and a prodigy emerges. Shen Yan is just about to show what he can do! But Little Black beats him to it with a single bark! In an instant, the sun goes dark and the Three Realms tremble! “We’re doomed! It’s the Sun-Devouring Divine Lord!” Countless immortals bow down before him. Shen Yan: “?”