The Great Desolation’s Kui Ox: The Chan Sect Really Thinks I’m Their Pack Animal?

《I, the Myriad-Thunder Kui Ox, Dare You Skin Me for a War Drum?》《Hongtian Dao Wants Me as Material? I’ll Devour the Heavenly Tribulation Instead》《Devouring Thunder from the Start: I Decide What Happens to My Hide!》 He transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes the innate divine beast, the Kui Ox. He thinks he’s landed the perfect start, only to discover that his fate has already been written: the future Human Emperor, Xuanyuan, will come to skin him and make a war drum to bang for fun? To hell with the Heavenly Dao’s script! You want Xuanyuan to step over my bones and prove himself as Human Emperor? I’ll master the 《World-Shaking Scripture of the Capital Divine Thunder》! Other people risk death when facing tribulation. I eat heavenly tribulations for breakfast! Nine Heavens Divine Thunder? Not bad, though it’s a little filling! Purple Sky Divine Thunder? A nourishing delicacy. Bring me a billion more! From then on, the Primordial World gains its most arrogant Dao Lord of Thunder Arts. The East Sea Dragon Palace comes to demand an explanation? The Crown Prince Ao Chong is acting all high and mighty? Sorry, but even the Dragon Clan has to keep its head down around me! With a single thought, I turn the sky into a sea of thunder and show you what it means when “water conducts electricity”! Guang Chengzi, a Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect, comes to “enlighten” me and tell me to follow Heaven’s will? I verbally crush him until his Daoist heart shatters and he starts questioning his entire life! The Human Emperor Xuanyuan gathers an army to come take my hide? I reveal my true form, towering ten thousand feet, and summon an endless sea of thunder. One strike wipes out his vanguard. “Throughout the Primordial World, who dares skin me?” My name is Shen Xiao, an ox who just wanted to avoid being made into a drum, but somehow ended up becoming the founding master of thunder arts. I decide what happens to my hide! … This is a xianxia novel, not a fantasy novel with an outrageous premise.