[After the Primordial Chaos Demon Ancestor joined the Cut for a Discount group, the Myriad Worlds went completely off the rails]
The Dragon-Han Tribulation had just begun when the Demon Ancestor Luo Hou suddenly attained Sainthood on the Great Dao, only to discover that his Primordial World was a "budget, cracked version": Hongjun's CPU was burning out from calculating the secrets of heaven, and the three clans fought like a bunch of amateurs. While he was still reeling, he was pulled into the [Myriad Worlds One-Cut Group].
The group members included: the Unluckiest Void, the Contrarian Star, arms dealer Stark, Zhang Sanfeng, a Primordial World web-novel fanatic, the sharp-tongued AI Red Queen, and Tang Sanzang the engineer, who was currently using a tablet to mute Sun Wukong. Luo Hou promptly snapped a photo of his Godslaying Spear and posted it in the group: "Want a cut?" The group System immediately groveled: [Mythical-grade weapon detected! Automatically upgrading to Supreme VIP Group!]
From then on, everything changed. Luo Hou upgraded the Primordial World by grabbing red envelopes: Zhang Sanfeng's Treatise on Taijiquan filled in the Great Dao of Strength, Stark's missiles yielded the laws of artifact crafting, and Tang Sanzang even turned the headband curse into Bluetooth earbuds. (Wukong: Should I thank you?) Hongjun and the three clans wildly speculated: "The Demon Ancestor must be playing some grand game!" They all rushed to cling to him and beg for a carry.
Only when Luo Hou grabbed a red envelope containing [a fragment of the Primordial World from the Journey to the West universe] did he finally understand. "So the entire Myriad Worlds are just my demolition crew?" He casually hurled the fragment into the Primordial World, and heaven and earth roared as they evolved! Everyone went wild: "The Demon Ancestor is mighty! Keep cutting through the Myriad Worlds!"
Meanwhile, the group was still shouting: "Big shot, send us more divine weapons! We'll help you slash through Pinduoduo!" Luo Hou sneered. "Next time, I'll send Hongjun's head in a red envelope." Hongjun suddenly sneezed nonstop. "??? The secrets of heaven are in chaos again?"
(Silly comedy + characters jumping to wild conclusions + upgrading the Primordial World, nonstop thrills!)
