Football: In the Premier League, I Thrash Chelsea from the Start

[Reborn] + [The Road to Becoming a Soccer King] + [Genius] + [Blood-Pumping] + [Comeback] Reborn in 2012, I became a nepotism hire shoved into Chelsea’s youth academy by my old man. From the start, my teammates mocked me: “You Chinese loser, go back where you came from.” While everyone waited for me to make a fool of myself, they had no idea that every legend in football history had taken up residence in my body! [Ding! Fusing Beckenbauer’s vision, Pele’s finishing, and the explosive power of Asian soccer king Li Huitang!] Ten minutes! One textbook tackle got Lampard, the “Super Frankie,” up on his feet. A through ball that split the defense left golden boy Torres speechless. Then one solo run all the way up the pitch shattered the arrogance of the prodigies from the big clubs! Someone asked who I was. My name is Zhang Ming. I’m an actor. I played the useless bum for two months, all so I could tell the world at this very moment: From today on, there’s only one true god in football, and his surname is Zhang!