Naruto: Sister-Obsessed Naruto Throws the Shinobi World Into Chaos

【No holding back on power levels. Just enjoy the ride】 What if Naruto had a younger sister, and he was a total siscon? Dead-last? Lazy? A simp? Living on instant noodles and expired milk? None of that would exist. For my sister, I'd make a pact with the devil. When my talent falls short, the System makes up the difference. By checking in, Naruto gets stronger at an incredible pace. Opens the sixth gate at age three, punches the Eight-Tails, and kicks the Raikage. Awakens the Sharingan and brings the Uchiha Clan under his command. Becomes Hokage, collects rent and taxes. Eating costs tax, drinking costs tax, even breathing costs tax. You called me a monster when we were kids. I put up with it for three years, so now you can go three years without selling anything. I've already made it through those three years. Good luck, everyone.