My Taoist Wife Is Wrecking the House Online, and the CEO Is Loving It

Feel-good romance + devoted leads + marriage before love + one-on-one romance Ling Yue went up the mountain to study the Dao at the age of five. She thought Qingxu Temple was a place that taught quietude and inaction, but the sect's ancestral rule was: If you have a grudge, get revenge on the spot! After fifteen years of cultivation, she learned all sorts of “useful skills”: physical exorcisms, talisman pranks, feng shui demolition, and the fine principle of “if you can settle it with your fists, don't waste your breath!” She never expected her scumbag father to trick her down the mountain with a phone call and marry her off to Qin Xiao, a man rumored to be cold, violent, terrifying enough to stop children crying at night, and a severe obsessive-compulsive. Her scumbag father and stepmother were delighted: get rid of this menace and trade her for resources, two birds with one stone! Ling Yue raised an eyebrow. Oh? Let's see which unlucky fool is taking me off their hands. On their wedding night, Qin Xiao thrust a contract at her. “Don't come within three meters of me. Don't interrupt my work. Just behave and be a decoration.” Ling Yue smiled and nodded, then promptly set a pair of stone lions at the gate of his top-tier feng shui mansion, laid a “wealth-gathering formation” in the living room, and slapped a calming talisman onto his forehead. “Dear, your liver fire is raging. I'll help you balance it out for free!” Qin Xiao: “...” Is there something wrong with this woman?! Later, when Qin Xiao smashed things, Ling Yue chanted scriptures; when he lost his temper, she stuck on talismans. When a business rival came looking for trouble, Ling Yue splashed him with a bowl of talisman water and made him break into a striptease on the spot... Qin Xiao realized that his obsessive-compulsive disorder had been cured by his surrealist wife, because his blood pressure had never come down! Everyone was waiting for Ling Yue to be thrown out, but instead they saw the arrogant CEO Qin trailing behind his wife with the utmost care. “Yue'er, do you have any more of those talismans that make people unlucky? My rival's boss has been getting a little too cocky.” “Honey, does our temple take disciples? What do you think of my potential?”