“Unit 666, send another five hundred trucks to Tokyo!”
“Unit 1225! Another batch of VIP reincarnators just arrived. Go handle the handover.”
The moment he opened his eyes, Chen Chuan found himself at what they called the Reincarnation Allocation Center. The battle aura, immortal opportunities, and path to eternal enlightenment he’d expected... none of them were there. Chen Chuan had reincarnated as a skeleton named Lake.
Forced to accept reality, the skeleton Lake started raising an army of skeletons and conquering dungeons.
He just had to restore his body with magic as soon as possible. Ahem! He meant help the heroes clear the dungeons, earn money, and transfer to the path of Cultivation.
The beginner village was full of danger, and the little skeletons were in a tight spot.
First batch: small, weak, and easy to knock over. Then a pack of hellhounds ate them like a buffet.
Second batch: the skeleton archers made history, only to nearly get wiped out by a horde of walking mushrooms.
Before long, the skeletons he was producing got weirder and weirder: slime-filled, wrapped in vines, fitted with magic crystal bombs...
High-tier skeletons have arrived. I’m invincible now! Wait, why is there a fire dragon? Help!
At last, he made it out of the beginner village, only to somehow end up joining a party of adventurers. What?! You’re called the Dragon Slayers?
Nice. That’s a name with some punch.
“Hero, give me two more minutes~”
The writing style is quite interesting, but the foreshadowing of cultivating immortality, which is mentioned in the title, is not very prominent. I didn't expect this book to have such low traffic, and the author even made a profit. It might be that there aren't any big events, but it's the kind of thing that makes things interesting.