You Told Me to Deliver Food, Not Become the Savior While Slacking Off

After a customer complaint and a fine from his manager left him so miserable he wanted to quit on the spot, overworked office drone Jiang Yu awakened an incredible System!

[Ding! Detected the Host's intense desire to slack off. The Slacking Cultivation System has been successfully bound!]

[Do anything unrelated to work during working hours to gain cultivation!]

What? Slacking off makes me stronger? Then I'm definitely keeping this job! Not even Jesus can stop me!

On a delivery run, he pretends to check the map and secretly watches cat videos for ten minutes!

[Ding! A highly entertaining bout of slacking. Slacking Energy +8!]

Working overtime in the warehouse, he hides in a blind spot of the security cameras and enthusiastically scrolls through short videos!

[Ding! A flawless workplace disguise. Slacking Energy +15!]

[Ding! Cultivation increased! Congratulations, Host, you've advanced to the early Qi Refining stage! Reward: [Basic Qi-Reading Technique]!]

While other cultivators are meditating in seclusion or fighting over treasures in secret realms...

Jiang Yu is pondering the meaning of life in front of the Ghost King.

[System mission: Spend thirty minutes taking a paid dump in front of the Ghost King to prove your fearless Daoist heart of slacking off!]

[Mission complete! Reward: Ancient magical treasure, an uncloggable toilet plunger!]

While the great masters of the occult rack their brains over how to seal a thousand-year-old demon...

Jiang Yu quietly opens his food delivery app and accepts an order to bring the demon a late-night snack.

“Hello, your spicy crayfish. Um... could I rest here for a bit? Please, just let me slack off. My cultivation goes up faster that way...”

Every crisis in the world has become part of my slacking-off KPI!