A Synthesizer from the Start, and Every Magical Treasure Is Black Tech

Could my golden finger really be a synthesizer?

Whenever I kill a demon beast or an enemy, I can “combine” its remains with weapons to randomly create all kinds of bizarre items. A wolf demon’s tail plus a broken short sword? Congratulations, you’ve got a “Wolf Fang Drone” that automatically tracks its targets!

While everyone else is still practicing their techniques, I whip out a “Spirit-Energy Power Bank” to instantly charge my weapons, then set up a “Mountain-Guarding Formation Wi-Fi Router” to give the sect full bars! I can even piece together a “Puppet Vacuum Robot” or an “Invisible Delivery Flying Sword.”

There’s just one catch: every combination has a 30% chance of triggering the “Defective Product Curse,” resulting in a power bank that explodes or a router with a signal that keeps cutting out... Why does this path to immortality feel like a tech-modding game with an absurdly high degree of randomness?

Watch me use a modern tech mindset to master this wonderfully unconventional world of cultivation and forge a one-of-a-kind road to greatness!