Reborn as Ruyi: My Palace Performance Appraisal System Is Now Online

"I was reborn three months before Ruyi had her hair cut and was deposed. But in this life, I had a 'Harem KPI Assessment System' in my head. Emperor Qianlong was glaring at me and asking, 'Ruyi, do you know what you did wrong?' The System chimed: 'Host, choose one: A. Confess and accept a demotion. B. Talk back to the emperor and earn points. C. Faint on the spot to trigger the imperial physician heroine storyline.' I cleared my throat. 'Your Majesty, might I suggest we start with a quarterly performance review?'"

Incense curled through the Hall of Mental Cultivation as Qianlong's fingers tapped an impatient rhythm on the armrest of his dragon throne. Noble Consort Gao stood nearby, hiding her mouth behind a handkerchief...