The Concubine’s Daughter Just Wants to Lie Flat, but the Prince Won’t Let Her

As an invisible concubine-born daughter in the Minister's household, her only goal in life is to eat, drink, and have fun, save enough silver, and leave the household when her term is up to become a carefree little rich woman.

Unfortunately, an imperial decree betroths her to the fearsome prince, said to be a wife-killer, violent, and disabled.

The whole capital waits to laugh at her, even betting that she won't survive three months.

After marrying into the prince's household, she discovers that he isn't disabled at all, and is so handsome it is almost unfair. His moods are unpredictable, though, and he's a real handful.

To keep lying flat, she begins her daily routine of “going with the flow to stay alive”: the prince loses his temper? Serve him delicious food to soothe him! The women in the household stir up trouble? Smooth things over without getting dragged into it. As long as it doesn't interfere with her eating, drinking, and sleeping, everything is fine.

Little does she know that her lazy, carefree manner has captured the prince's full attention.

Until one day, the prince corners her in the study, his voice dangerous. “My dear consort, you only ever want to eat your fill and go to sleep. Could it be that you think I… can't satisfy you?”

Her: “???” I just want to be a lazy fish, okay?!