A Chat Group for Transmigrators? But I'm the Heavenly Dao!

[Chat Group + the Myriad Worlds + Ensemble Cast + No Female Lead + Lighthearted]

Five hundred years ago, three different fake immortal realms collided and merged. Their Heavenly Daos began devouring one another and fought without end.

Lu Xiuqi happened to transmigrate into this mess, replacing the Heavenly Dao will that had just been born. But the three half-crippled Heavenly Daos also joined forces to hunt him down.

Just as he was matching wits with the Heavenly Daos of the three worlds, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group for transmigrators from the Myriad Worlds.

[Help! The nine-year deadline for the upgraded Dragon King has arrived! I just gave him a huge slap across the face, his favorite!]

[Thanks for asking! I'm in the cultivation world! I just got divorced and received half the Female Emperor's cultivation, and now people are hunting me down as a walking tonic. What do I do?]

[I just dug the Supreme Bone out of my younger brother, and now I'm wondering… should I put it back?]

Reading all the bizarre pleas for help in the group, Lu Xiuqi was at a loss.

Wait, I'm the Heavenly Dao! You want me to help the weaklings in the group?

What? The reward lets me devour other Heavenly Daos? And upgrade my world's rank?

Do it!

If even a dog wouldn't do it, then I'll do it!