The Demon Realm Law Firm Only Takes Cases Against the Immortal Realm

I'm a zombie lawyer, and I opened a law firm in the demon realm to take on all kinds of bizarre cases. Recently, I landed a major client: a phoenix spirit whose feathers were plucked by Sun Wukong. I'm suing Huaguo Mountain for "unlawful infringement of reputation and property rights."

On the day of the trial, I slammed my palm onto the desk, which had been fashioned from the Book of Life and Death, making the judge's brush holder rattle.

"Objection! My client's tail feathers are sacred relics vital to the survival of the phoenix race, worth as much as a postnatal merit treasure! The opposing counsel's claim that they're just 'a few bird feathers' not only shows contempt for my client's property, but also violates the Three Realms' Endangered Divine Beasts..."