After Entering a Torment Novel, I Snarked My Way to Godhood

Lin Wei, an overworked office worker, wakes up to find she's become the villainess with the same name in the old-school angsty novel she stayed up late mocking the night before! In the original story, the villainess is so infatuated with the cold Immortal Lord that she recklessly schemes against the innocent heroine. In the end, her cultivation is crippled, her immortal bones are ripped out, and she dies horribly in the Infernal Demon Realm. Lin Wei: I'm out! Anyone who wants this high-risk job can do it. I'll just lie flat and survive with the snarky comebacks I honed through years of working nine to nine, six days a week! But then she discovers that as long as she mocks the original plot sharply enough, she earns “Snark Energy” that she can exchange for little life-saving items? And so the plot starts racing off in a bizarre direction. Faced with the Immortal Lord's deadly glare, she thinks, “What's with the icy act? My comebacks are way colder than you!” Faced with the heroine's saintly aura, she smiles outwardly while screaming inside, “Girl, wake up! Does that jerk deserve your tears?” She plans to lie low until the finale and then make a run for it. Who knew she'd store up so much Snark Energy that, before she knows it, she becomes a god feared by the entire cultivation world? Immortal Lord, Demon Lord, and Demon Emperor: “Woman, you've caught my attention!” Lin Wei: “Thanks, but no thanks. Don't @ me. This lazy fish has one goal: mock the gods to death, and survive by keeping a low profile!”