Help! The Crazy Villain Insists on Spoiling Me, the Cannon Fodder

【Transmigrate into a Book + Absurd Comedy + Mind Reading + Underdog Comeback + 1v1 Sweet Romance】 What should you do if you transmigrate into a minor villainess who won’t survive three chapters? Wu Yinan says: Don’t panic, it’s no big deal! As long as I’m lazy enough, the plot’s knives can’t catch up with me! To stay alive, she decides to cling to the biggest golden thigh in the whole book: the crazy, ruthless villain! The villain to everyone else: sinister, brutal, moody, a walking harbinger of death. The villain to Wu Yinan: the perfect meal ticket, a human ATM, a walking survival KPI! So at a banquet, she clings to the villain’s leg and cries pitifully: “Waaah, boss, I didn’t mean to bump into you! I have an eighty-year-old mother to care for and a three-year-old child at home (I have neither). Please spare my life!” The villain, who can read minds, hears her thoughts: 【Look at my acting! The Oscars owe me a statuette! As long as he doesn’t kill me, this meal will have been worth it!】 The boss narrows his eyes and curls his thin lips into a dangerous smile. “Oh? Is that so?” 【He smiled! Is he going to throw me to the fish? Help! I haven’t even eaten enough to get my money’s worth from this fancy buffet!】 From then on, the boss has a little sidekick trailing behind him, constantly showering him with praise and with absolutely no dignity left. Everyone else: She’s doomed. But as they wait, the story takes a stranger and stranger turn… The boss, famously uninterested in women, starts chasing the minor villainess around every day to shower her with gifts. “This project is yours. Lose as much money as you like.” “Here’s a black card. There’s no limit.” Wu Yinan (eyes wide with shock): Help! Isn’t something wrong with this plot?! I just want to be a quiet little couch potato. Why do you have to spoil me like a queen?!