The Laid-Back Asura: I Take Off My Blindfold, and the World Is Rewritten

My name is Lu Chen. I'm a 32-year-old corporate drone who transmigrated into the world of DNF as a blindfolded Asura. All I want is to lie flat and take it easy. Arad is in chaos. The Apostles run rampant, and Hilder is up to no good, but all I want is to slack off and clock out. Then I unexpectedly gain a golden finger: anything I take a liking to is automatically maxed out. Flashy effects? Skills maxed out. A pattern catches my eye? Seal broken. While others train for ten years, I take off on good looks alone. As everyone else scrambles to level up, I'm in a corner complaining that the mechanical wreckage looks like tea stains. Once I remove my blindfold, I'll rewrite the world's rules. I'll take responsibility for this mess!