Hey, hey, hey! Gods and Buddhas of every realm, listen up!
Here, before the Thunderclap Monastery on Vulture Peak and the Lingxiao Palace in Heaven, I, Sun Wukong, solemnly declare:
From today on, I just want to keep my head down and stay out of trouble!
Three-Eyed One, are you deaf or illiterate? I mean “keep my head down,” not that pet dog of yours, Howling Celestial Dog!
Tend horses in Heaven? Get lost! Watch the Peaches of Immortality? Get lost! Go west and become some useless Amitabha? Get even farther lost!
Who was muttering objections just now? Oh, you, old Taibai?
Come up here if you dare! If I don't pluck you bald and snap your cane today, I won't be called Sun!
All right, immortals and Buddhas, clear the way. My happy life of keeping my head down starts now
Come on out. You're the one, Caixia!
