My Senior Sister Torments Me a Thousand Times, Yet I Still Love Her Like the First Day

[Comedy, invincible hero, survival by keeping a low profile, social savvy, not a mindless power fantasy] In ancient times, the gods waged a holy war, leaving the heavens in ruins. A goddess of Huaxia gathered five-colored stones from the primordial land of Hongmeng to mend the shattered void. But the stones were sentient and escaped. They were later reborn in Huaxia, living through ten thousand lifetimes and endless eras, then reincarnating as King Zhou of Shang, Huo Qubing of Han, Xiang Yu of Chu, and a khan of Yuan... But that khan was so cruel that he brought about the destruction of a hundred nations in the Western Regions. The Crescent Moon fell, Dawan and Loulan were destroyed, and not a single soul remained in Western Xia. Thousands of miles around Yinchuan lay deserted, provoking the wrath of Heaven. Heaven cursed his dynasty to last no more than a hundred years and demoted his spirit to the status of a commoner. After nine more lives, he was born in 2003 into a farming family surnamed Jia in Jiangcheng, with Dan as his given name... Then a bolt of lightning struck, and he transmigrated into the body of a peeping Tom with the same name in the Qingyun Continent. Only after breaking through to the Immortal Realm did he finally realize: I am me...