📢Family! Who knows! My master is actually Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie? !
I thought I could win all the way by worshiping a great god, but every day I was either studying which piece of pork belly was stewed, or talking to the moon about Sister Chang'e...
Don't be fooled by his silly appearance! At the critical moment, the nine-tooth nail rake was carried. The momentum of the riot in the Heavenly Palace has not diminished at all, but after beating away the monsters, I would always touch my stomach and ask: "Disciple, is there a bun shop nearby?"
After learning from such a master, I didn't accumulate much merit, but I gained a lot of weight! Are you sure you don't want to come and take a look at this ridiculous spiritual path? 😆