Transmigration + System + face-slapping + hilarious comedy + antique appraisal + livestreaming + subverting expectations + public humiliation + feel-good power fantasy
Zhao Wei never imagined that he would lose his job after someone reported him for scavenging trash. What he never expected was to wake up in a parallel world, having transmigrated into the body of a homeless man on the streets of Modu!
To top it off, he was bound to a ridiculous System that ordered him to pick a fight with a top-tier star from the start!
“Seriously, System? I just picked up a bottle, and now you want me to challenge Hu Jingan over a tank's rearview mirror? If I fail, I have to run around naked singing ‘Bare’?!”
Zhao Wei was dumbfounded, so he used a beat-up phone he'd found in the trash to nervously post an educational explanation.
The post went viral overnight!
Haters flooded the comments: “You trash picker don't know the first thing about anything!”
In the next moment, Zhao Wei casually showed off his extensive military knowledge and proved them wrong!
A former colleague sneered, “He's just a lunatic!”
The System instantly issued a mission: “Expose her! Reward: ‘Truth or Dare.’ Failure penalty: recite Xu Zhimo's ‘Saying Goodbye to Cambridge Again’ in a little girl's voice!”
Zhao Wei: “I just wanted to quietly pick up bottles and sell them for money. Why does the System keep forcing me to do incredible things?!”
One day, Zhao Wei casually picked up a broken bowl from a pile of scrap. An expert cried out, “Yongle blue-and-white porcelain! It's worth tens of millions!”
He casually read a passerby's palm, and the person dropped to their knees: “Master! You got every detail of my hidden illness right!”
The whole internet was in an uproar: “Is there anything this homeless guy can't do?!”
Looking at his overflowing sack of scrap and his rapidly growing bank balance, Zhao Wei sighed. “Fine, I'll come clean. Scavenging is just a hobby. My real job is... putting know-it-alls in their place.”
This novel is also known as: “The System Makes Me Humiliate Myself Every Day,” “A Max-Level Knowledge Guru Finds Hidden Gems Online,” and “One Sentence That'll Leave a Top-Tier Star Fuming at Me for Ten Years.”