For the Sake of Merit, This Venerable Offers Legal Advice Online

Gu Beixian, the notorious “Black-Hearted True Lord” of the urban cultivation world, is forced to livestream legal education to build up merit. His fans eagerly flood into the stream, only to watch in alarm as the smiling host explains: “If you kill someone in self-defense during a robbery, does that count as legitimate self-defense?” One day, he takes a call about a special case, raises an eyebrow, and forms a hand seal. “Friend, the place you chose to dump the body isn’t ideal...” Sirens blare outside the livestream, and a flood of tips fills the screen. Gu Beixian sighs. “Next time, don’t pick our residential complex. You’ll affect property prices.” Then the camera turns to reveal several stunning female cultivators behind him, arms crossed and faces cold. “Gu Beixian, have you earned enough merit to buy a house yet?”