
Harry Potter: Hey, Are You a Squib?
HP:欸,你是个哑炮吗?
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Looking for High-Quality Harry Potter Fanfiction. Don't Bother Unless It's on the Level of the Book I Posted
I’ve Given Up Hope of Finding High-Quality Harry Potter Fics. Prove Me Wrong with Your Recommendations
Harry Potter: Share All the Stories About Dating Riddle!
Harry Potter Fics Where Someone Dates Riddle: Give Me Something Steamy!
Harry Potter: Looking for a Story with Two Male Leads and Tom Riddle as the Love Interest!!!
A Home for Underrated Harry Potter Fics
Looking for books like *HP: Emula*. There are so many obscure Harry Potter stories. Please, please share obscure HP fics that have only one or two chapters but are really good.
Looking for Harry Potter Fanfiction with an Original Male Lead × Tom Riddle, Thank You So Much!!!
Any Harry Potter Stories Where Voldemort Is the Love Interest? I Don't Mind If He Has No Nose 🙏
Looking for books similar to *Harry Potter: The Mad Girl's Love Story*.
Looking for Harry Potter Fics with Tom as the Pairing. Note: Voldemort with a Nose!
Looking for books similar to *HP: Help! I Seduced Voldemort*. Could we please get a handsome Voldemort?
Any Stories Where the Protagonist and Voldemort Become a Couple?
HP Slytherin Fics Are All Masterpieces, Two Male Leads, Disagree? Come Debate
Looking for Harry Potter Fics With Tom Riddle as the Male Lead
Both bad and happy endings are fine, but it should involve Tom. There must be a lot of bad endings, right? Recently I have become completely obsessed with Tom. Preferably no Voldemort, though I am fine with it if he does appear.
Harry Potter, Voldemort, and a Male-Male Couple
I'm looking for a novel where the protagonist transmigrates into a diary and then resurrects Voldemort. I read it before but forgot to add it to my bookshelf, and now I can't find it TAT
Any More Good Harry Potter Fics? Male/Male or No Romance Are Both Fine, Just No Heterosexual Romance
Original male lead, Slytherin, powerful pairing. No romance, no romance, no romance!!!
Harry Potter Fanfiction: Voldemort Is the Love Interest
I want it to follow the original story, but with a happy ending. Another fic already left me emotionally wrecked 😭😭. I’m looking for the kind where the heroine is the one in Tom’s heart, his moonlight. Ideally, she and Riddle return to the modern world together at the end 😍😍
Looking for Harry Potter Fanfiction with an Original Male Character
Are there any Harry Potter fanfics with an original male protagonist who isn't overpowered, and that don't dumb down Harry or make everyone around him look stupid? Preferably with Harry Potter as the CP, but no CP is fine too.
Looking for Harry Potter Fanfiction With Two Male Leads and No Heroine, Preferably With Snape as the Love Interest
Looking for books similar to *Mr. Sloth at Hogwarts*.
Harry Potter Story with Two Male Leads, One of Whom Is Riddle
Looking for books similar to *HP: All Roads Lead to Rome*. No love-brained characters, no brainless behavior, and no overly saintly characters.
Harry Potter: The Male Lead Is Voldemort, with a Yandere Personality
Harry Potter: Harry and Tom as a Couple
Harry Potter: Two Powerful Male Leads
Looking for books similar to Will My Partner Have a Nose? I want something about Riddle and Aberforth, or Lucius.
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In almost the same HP article, the author wrote a "squib" protagonist. In a wizarding society that advocates magical abilities, the squib is at the bottom of the contempt chain, and the protagonist, the "squib", constantly uses his "reversal" ability to trample the "dignity of pure-blood families" under his feet. The author creates a shrewd, calm and even rational "madman" who is constantly at odds with his opponent (also CP), Tom Riddle, a sensitive, suspicious, strength-advocating madman. Both of them are engaged in a show of scheming and bottomless conspiracy. The confrontation between the two sides makes my scalp numb just watching it. In "Playing Pig and Eating Tiger", the protagonist kept asking Tom to give in. The height was still too high. In this regard, I am becoming more and more curious about the subsequent emotional drama, the two madmen competing with each other, and I hope that the author's subsequent emotional drama will not collapse. [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]
I have read Chapter 21 so far, and I have not seen any love lines yet. However, the protagonist is highly intelligent, calm, elegant and has no tenderness. He and Tom currently have a different kind of evenly matched feeling. It is very nice and suits my taste. The author is steadily updating one chapter every day. I wish the work a prosperous future and hope everything goes well with the update. The main text is now complete. The protagonist and Tom had no relationship before. Basically, their relationship was to protect their interests. In the end, Tom disappeared on the surface, but actually became the protagonist's assistant. Let's change his appearance. The remaining pure-blood families who were with Tom before also joined the protagonist. The protagonist established a company that does not distinguish between blood, and the career line is booming. The protagonist has everything firmly in his hands (there is a flashback after all) without too many emotional fluctuations. Tom also shares the protagonist's flashback later, but the initiative is still in the hands of the protagonist. They are mutually beneficial and win-win, right? The whole article basically doesn't mention Hogwarts and other things. After all, the protagonist is a Muggle. If I remember correctly, the whole article is written around the story between the protagonist and Tom. There are no sad points or desserts. In short, it seems more comfortable for me as a protagonist lover. The whole article is relatively short (every article in Tomato has hundreds or thousands of chapters). You can read it in your free time. I think it is still very good. That's about it. I will talk about it later.
This is the first time I read a book called the second person's main perspective. It is unexpectedly very interesting. The protagonist has found his own perfect solution in the trials of death, and has aroused the interest of Tom Riddle with "confrontation" again and again. At present, their relationship has not made much progress. It can be seen from the article that Tom Riddle cannot leave the protagonist at this stage, but the protagonist can escape with the measure of death. The best plan to escape and avoid Voldemort (although this will make the protagonist's life less peaceful). In order to negotiate a "vacation" with Voldemort, he can actually make a dark deal with the Order of the Phoenix (but I feel that the Order of the Phoenix doesn't know whether the person who frustrated Voldemort is a squib or a squib working under Voldemort. Although the protagonist is a real squib, he can thrive under Voldemort and speak out among a group of lunatics. Quan, become a new wizard "nightmare", Xi Lao opened and just talked about the love line. When it comes to the love line, it can't be seen at the moment. It feels like it can't be developed without some special potions or methods. Although the introduction seems to be the protagonist's first step, but in my prediction, it may be the potion given by Tom (it cannot be ruled out that the protagonist just wants to "bully" Tom and want to connect with the protagonist, but the protagonist is... Through trial and error again and again, I discovered a way to overwhelm the Dark Lord and then created an infinite loop for the Dark Lord. As for why Tom has memories, it should be related to that mark. I can't help but guess that this also happened in the deduction of the protagonist. This is a proper development of marriage first and love later. Finally, let me say that this protagonist is really to my liking (I enjoyed watching it). It's a pity that it is not the author's main recommendation www. Looking forward to updates
The taste is so right, constantly going back to death makes Fu have to face the person he despises the most. The protagonist challenges the bottom line step by step and walks on the shaky rope, using high-intensity abilities to fill Fu's bottomless desire, and finally makes Fu feel like giving in to his own desires.
Great article Feng Chang! [Blowing kiss] I haven't seen any unpalatable plots so far. There is no OOC. It's Tom in my heart. I also like Zell's character. I really hope it will be updated a lot. Don't be fooled. [I'm about to cry] It took me a long time to find such a novel about CP Tom that I like. The plot is also novel and interesting. I will always support it! Come on! [Sending Hearts]
I really, really liked this book. Zell used backtracking to lure Tom into his trap step by step. The part where the contract was finally reached was really well described. The extreme pull between the two was also very exciting. The sexual tension and ambiguous atmosphere between them was really full, and the ultimate collision of rationality and madness. Tom's twisted emotions towards Zell in the later period are mixed together, and the conflicting psychological description is also very good. Zell's heart was moved when his souls were fighting against each other. The part about teasing Tom just after signing the contract was also very good. A shrewd and rational businessman also has a childish side when facing his lover. The last extra chapter, the newly updated extra chapter is also very good. Tom still speaks upright, and the older version of Zell is also gentle and humane. After Zell's death, Tom's widowhood will also overflow. I miss Zell. Tom was really cute when they reunited for eternity, and the candid interaction between the two of them putting aside their grudges was also very cute. It was finally revealed that they loved each other, and Zell became more lively. Looking forward to more extras, little couple 99(σ≧∀≦)σ Good luck to the author. I really like DaDa's writing. I love the tension and ambiguous atmosphere. DaDa's writing makes me very excited💗 Finally, I hope that this big book can be read by more people. In this way, someone will be able to create a fan and eat it for me (whisper)
I can only say that it is a particularly awesome article. Whether it is the plot, writing style or character control, the author has written it very well... Except that the length is a bit short... The main article with unlimited reading is still very enjoyable.
I have read Chapter 42. The overall style of the content is rather cold, without the feeling of warm sunshine and long flowing water. It is more tit-for-tat and testing between the two. So far, no one has been sincere. The relationship between the two is cold and direct interest (and life?), But no one can deny that this is the strongest relationship. Even if the cold war comes, the two will not be able to separate, haha. Changed, when all the fierce waves receded and only the bottomless sea surface was left, the undercurrent of exciting hatred, the scheming and the pleasure of biting each other all merged into one, turning into a twisted and absurd love (?, Or a twisted desire for the other person) "Hate is the fuel, lust is the twisted flame" Everything about the author is being updated stably, so you can go into the trap with peace of mind, sisters, and Voldemort is so right (*σ´∀`)σauthor I want to express my love to you
Yes, this is the first time I've seen someone dare to create a plus version of the crazy Voldemort in his heyday. The protagonist is a lunatic who is evenly matched with him.
Super pretty! Lao Fu doesn't have OCC either, it's really rare and it fits the character perfectly. The protagonist is beautiful, strong, and super smart. I like it. I don't know how to describe this book in other words. This book has a love-hate relationship and a sense of tension. Cool! !