Anime Crossover: I'm a Tokyo Psychologist Who Specializes in Treating Protagonists

"The young lady Kaguya has trouble confessing her feelings? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I really like you! I want to have your babies!'"

"Hikigaya-kun sees the world through a warped lens? No problem. I'll straighten you out, and while I'm at it, show you what society is really like."

"Eiriri, ripping up your drafts again? Stop it and hand them over. I'll auction them off in the clinic lobby. The title will be 'A Loser's Helpless Tantrum.'"

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychologist, I devote myself to curing the 'minor problems' that are supposedly 'destined' to plague anime protagonists.

"What? You say there's something wrong with my treatment?"

No, I'm just helping them break free of their damn scripts and live as their true selves!