A God for Five Minutes, a Lifetime of Trouble

A terrifying stormy night! Jiang Bai, a streamer stuck in Diamond II for ten thousand years, gets electrocuted and knocked unconscious during a 0–7 promotion match. When he wakes up, his phone is bound to an absurdly powerful [Peak Performance Trial Card System]!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You received a legendary Uzi Vayne Peak Performance Trial Card (5 minutes)!]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You received a legendary Faker Yasuo Peak Performance Trial Card (10 minutes)!]

[Ding! Newbie gift pack: Permanently improve basic mechanical precision (slightly)!]

His livestream suddenly has a new “wild card” streamer! One second, he's 0–7 and feeding hard, struggling to last-hit, and “skillfully” dodging the protection of an Alistar, earning endless ridicule from viewers as the king of noobs. The next, the trial card activates and the whole game turns upside down! Vayne pulls off an insane one-versus-three under the tower, dodges Lee Sin's deadly kick with a sliver of health, then scores a double kill! Yasuo chains Q-Flash-EQR seamlessly and crushes A Pao, the top Caitlyn player on the Chinese server. Five million viewers are stunned: “Holy crap! Is this streamer cheating? Or have Uzi and Faker possessed him?!”

Jiang Bai says calmly, “Sorry, my hand slipped.”

Viewers: “Your hand slipped into a pentakill? Into a solo kill?”

Jiang Bai: “Hey, I'm in the zone this game. Nobody can stop me!”