Qin Shi Huang Says He Left His Phone on Mount Li

I took the elixir of immortality offered by Xu Fu and lived from the Qin dynasty all the way to 2024. I thought I was just an unremarkable immortal office worker, until an archaeological team dug up the diary I'd hidden during the Qin dynasty. The whole internet went wild trying to decipher the modern phone number I'd written at the end of my bamboo slips. When the phone rang at the heart of the dragon vein, I was showing Ying Zheng how to swipe an access card to get to work.

He frowned at the caller ID, which read "Grandson calling." "My dear subject, when did you acquire descendants of whom I know nothing?"