I Coax the Big Villain Like He's My Placenta, and Become the Darling of a Wealthy Family

[Transmigrate into a book + sweet romance + feel-good comedy] Gu Qinghuan transmigrated into a giant pile of old-school angst novels. In the story, the heroine was the hero’s adopted younger sister. And Gu Qinghuan was a hopeless romantic and a walking plot device. Whenever the sister made a mistake, Gu Qinghuan took the blame. Whenever the sister hit someone, Gu Qinghuan took the fall. When the sister’s heart condition flared up and she urgently needed a donor heart, they cut out Gu Qinghuan’s and gave it to her. In the end, Gu Qinghuan became a walking blood bank who still chased after the hero for hundreds of miles. With a start this hopeless, Gu Qinghuan couldn’t help laughing. She was a top assassin from the Empire, and they expected her to play along with this rotten couple? Give her a break! She kicked the scumbag to the curb, fled overnight, and went to seek help from her never-before-seen fiancé, the big villain. The big villain was richer than Croesus and had no interest in women. All she had to do was make his heart flutter, and she’d get a seven-star hotel ×1, a luxury shopping mall ×1, all kinds of rare treasures ×N, plus two billion yuan! Meet her KPI and she’d have an endless supply of gold coins. Why bother with investments when she could just win over the big villain? And so began her campaign to win over her man. “Honey, want to play Red Light, Green Light? I’ve already lost, because my heart’s fluttering.” “They say CEOs all have trouble sleeping. Come here, honey. Want me to tell you a bedtime story?” Under Gu Qinghuan’s gentle coaxing, the cold-blooded, ruthless big villain gradually became putty in her hands. One day, he pinned her against the wall. “Baby, don’t be shy. We still haven’t tried the kitchen, the sofa, or the bathroom...” The fates of the story’s disposable characters were rewritten one by one, too. The gambler of a brother turned over a new leaf, the layabout younger brother learned to work the fields, and even the hopelessly romantic younger brother-in-law renounced love. Even the mighty mob boss became a homewrecker for love.