I Accidentally Touched a Major Artery While Slacking Off, and the Boss's Daughter Started Clinging to Me

Me, the company's number one slacker, paid to play games and snacking at work. Management called me useless and fired me. They didn't know that the company's most critical system was maintained by me casually while I was slacking off. They also didn't know that my gaming partner, who teamed up with me every day and called me a "pro," was the boss's beloved only daughter. The day after I was laid off, the company system crashed. The young lady called: "Brother, help!" I, with my milk tea in my mouth and slippers on, fixed it in three minutes. Everyone was dumbfounded. Boss: "Which department were you in before?" Me: "Huh? The slacking-off department."