I Became Emperor Xian and Livestreamed My Way to Emptying Cao Cao’s Coffers

Marketing whiz Li Che wakes up as Emperor Xian of Han, Liu Xie, trapped in a cage in Xudu. Cao Cao is closing in from the front, the warlords ignore him from behind, and the infamous belt edict is about to send him to his grave!

At this desperate moment, the [Myriad Worlds Livestream Shopping System] awakens!

The famous figures of the Three Kingdoms all become his livestream “fam.”

“Fam, tap the link! Royal tribute salt, snowy white, fine-textured, and never bitter. Flash-sale price: just ten gold per bag!” Dong Zhuo: “Bought! I’ll have our Diaochan cook with it!”

“Fam, check out this curved-shaft plow! It triples farming efficiency, and every order today comes with a hundred catties of potato seed!” Liu Bei: “What? This can feed the common people? Uncle Emperor’s going all in!”

“Ultimate deal! A surviving volume of The Exploitation of the Works of Nature, covering everything from steelmaking to gunpowder!”

In the livestream, Cao Cao’s eyes turn bloodshot as he frantically sends “rockets”: “Your Majesty! That book can only belong to me! My treasury is yours! Just say what you want!”

Li Che smiles faintly. Looking at the money and provisions Cao Cao has contributed to the System’s backend, enough to arm a hundred thousand troops, he uses them to redeem three thousand Tiger and Leopard Cavalry.

Sorry, Boss Cao. I’ll gladly take your treasury, and I’m taking your empire too!