A completely irreverent historical novel! Tune in to History Hotline, Your Call Is Being Connected!
When Li Shimin decides to accept remonstrance, the fallen emperor in his mind screams, “Don’t trust Wei Zheng! He’ll chew you out!”
When Cao Cao approaches Red Cliffs, the Huarong Trail tour guide in his mind spoils the plot: “Watch out for the east wind! And that red-faced guy!”
When Wang Anshi introduces his new reforms, a victim of the Jingkang Humiliation in his mind wails, “Stop! The dynasty’s going to fall!”
When Zhu Yuanzhang reads memorials, his former beggar buddies in his mind holler, “Being emperor isn’t as good as begging!”
When Qianlong waves his brush and writes poetry, the barrage of comments in his mind roasts him mercilessly: “Not again! His forty-thousandth poem! Does it even rhyme?”
The hotline to parallel universes has completely crashed, and emperors from every dynasty are having their wildest thoughts leak out all at once!
This is the ultimate roast session across time and space. History takes an increasingly bizarre turn amid the chaos and uproar inside their heads…
