Overworked office drone Ling Chang Sheng transmigrated into the primordial world and became a sentient longevity-lock talisman.
Faced with deadly flags like the Dragon-Han Tribulation, the War Between the Lich Clans, and the apocalyptic Investiture of the Gods, he was scared out of his wits.
Fortunately, the [Karma-Avoidance System] activated just in time:
"Warning! Listening to sermons at the Purple Cloud Palace ahead. Risk level: annihilation! Recommended action: stay away!"
"Caution! Ancestor Hong Yun is about to pass by. Karma risk: max! Recommended action: play dead immediately!"
From then on, the primordial world gained an eccentric unlike any other.
While the big shots fought over spiritual treasures, battled to the death, and schemed for fortune, what was Ling Chang Sheng doing?
Setting up a barbecue stall at the foot of Buzhou Mountain!
Organizing little demons and witches into a "Heaven-Mending Temp Workers Squad"!
Founding the "Slacker Sect," whose services included karma cleansing, tribulation predictions, safe-house rentals, and magical treasure modifications!
Primordial Lord of Heaven: "This child disrupts the workings of Heaven. He must be destroyed!"
Sect Master Tongtian: "Interesting. This variable..."
Demon Master Kunpeng: "Ling Chang Sheng! Give me back my sun essence gold!"
Dao Ancestor Hongjun: "...How can someone be so carefree under the Heavenly Dao?"
Ling Chang Sheng: "Stop arguing! I just want to quietly cultivate immortality. Why is that so hard?"
"Fellow Daoist, wait! I see your karmic thread has shifted. Your journey will be perilous. Why not buy an 'Avoid-the-Tribulation Package'?"
This book is also known as: "My Anti-Office-Politics Life in the Primordial World," "If I Lie Low Enough, Tribulations Can't Drag Me into the Rat Race," and "The Daily Shenanigans of a Cautious Saint in the Primordial World."
This is a story about using modern thinking and outrageous schemes to survive steadily in the ultimate battlefield of intrigue, and ultimately rewrite the primordial world's unforgiving rules
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