Bro! Bet Everything You Have!

“Please, bro, bet your balls on it!” The author actually wrote a song for you lot, but what a shame~ You let me down! Bunch of losers, you couldn't even hold out until I released the song! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Thanks, my loser supporters. I'm off to eat, so I'll be dead for a while. 【A heartwarming, passionate, free-spirited novel with a lovely mental state, co-written by the author's gut bacteria and signed off for publication by the bladder】 【A friendly reminder: Some content may be disturbing. Readers under 21 should proceed with caution.】 Note: The protagonist only has half a brain, so it's normal for him to be an idiot. Please bear with him. Parentheses: Inspiration suddenly struck, so I made a change. The protagonist's remaining half a brain has also been optimized: parentheses closed. 【Many of the characters' behaviors and fetishes are based on the author. Please don't project them onto anyone else.】