[Nonhuman] [Troublemaker] [Comedy] I transmigrated into the most restless flea in Journey to the West. Just as I was starving to death, I bound to the [Vampire Evolution System]!
While the Six-Eared Macaque fought Sun Wukong, I sank my teeth into his vital point and crippled the fake monkey on the spot!
The Great Sage stared in amazement. "What a ruthless flea! Old Sun wants you!" He forcibly stuffed me into his ear as a pet.
I sucked the bloodline of a heavenly steed and wrecked the Celestial River, then swallowed the Jade Rabbit Spirit's essence and mastered lunar concealment. Even Howling Celestial Dog came carrying his leash and begging to team up: "Bro, let's wreck the Peach Banquet together!"
Now the Tathagata is divining the source of calamity in the Three Realms, and Heaven has issued a warrant for the "bloodsucking lunatic flea"...
Meanwhile, after sucking up Chang'e's lunar radiance, I'm grinning as I sneak around invisible: What's the rush? I've only made it as far as the South Heaven Gate!
