Journey to the West: I Sucked Six-Eared Macaque Dry, and the Great Sage Begged to Be My Pet

Transmigrated as the most miserable flea in Journey to the West, I bind a Bloodsucking Evolution System just as I'm starving to death!

While the Six-Eared Macaque battles Sun Wukong, I sink my teeth into his vital point, instantly crippling the fake monkey!

The Great Sage stares in shock. "What a vicious flea! Old Sun wants you!" He forcefully stuffs me into his ear as a pet.

I suck the bloodline of a celestial horse and wreak havoc on the Heavenly River, devour the Jade Rabbit Spirit's essence and master lunar concealment. Even Erlang's hound begs to team up, holding its leash in its mouth: "Brother, let's tear down the Peach Banquet together!"

Now the Tathagata is divining the source of calamity in the Three Realms, and Heaven has issued a manhunt for the "Bloodsucking Mad Flea"...

Meanwhile, after sucking up Chang'e's moonlight, I'm invisibly giggling: What's the rush? I've only made it as far as the South Heaven Gate!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.