Alien civilization at Earth's doorstep, livestreaming as they force me to sign a treaty handing over the planet!
I immediately call the national security hotline: “Hello, I’d like to surrender Earth!”
From then on, the whole nation of Longguo goes wild for me:
The military clears out the Bird’s Nest, and engineers build an interstellar stage in 72 hours;
Top-tier stars beg to dance for me, while teams of academicians call out their support through tears;
The aliens are so furious their ship’s hull starts cracking: “Humans play dirty!”
But all I want to ask is: “Who seated my school’s beauty so far away from me?”
[Apocalypse + tycoon + entertainment + patriotism + unconventional plot]
