# I Spent 800 Yuan on a Street Stall and Became the Heavenly Dao of the Cultivation World?!
My ex-girlfriend swindled me out of all my savings, and after being driven to quit by workplace bullying, I took 800 yuan to Dunhuang to slack off. At a street stall, I picked up a broken sand table. As I drank to drown my sorrows, my tears fell on it, and it suddenly lit up. In the Qinglan Sect of the cultivation world, Lin Xiaofan had his legs broken and was thrown off a cliff, yet he survived thanks to my “tears of heavenly dew”!
I casually flipped a beer bottle, and the cap turned into a “Heaven-Flipping Seal” that knocked out a young bully. I tossed away a shrimp shell, and it became the “Ancient Flame Claw’s Molted Carapace,” sparking a frenzied scramble. I sprinkled expired Liuwei Dihuang pills, and he swallowed a “Six-Turn Golden Pill,” sending his cultivation soaring! I only wanted to sit back and enjoy his comeback, but Lin Xiaofan suddenly lost his temper: “My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven’s!” I had problems of my own. My reflection in the mirror blinked at me, I shouted “spiritual energy fluctuations” during meetings, and our memories were getting mixed up!
Zhao Qian of the Black Fiend Sect wanted to sacrifice Lin Xiaofan to save his son, who was possessed by a Heavenly Demon. The demon broke through the sand table, demonic cultivators poured into my city, and even the sky turned red! Lin Xiaofan came through the passageway and stood in front of me. We stared at each other’s faces, which looked about seventy percent alike, both dumbfounded. “You’re the Heavenly Dao causing all this trouble?” “Who else threw you some medicated oil to break the demonic formation?” I built a wall of flames with a microwave, while he swung his sword to slay demons. We had no choice but to team up.
When Su Muqing jumped into the passageway to seal it and Qin Miaomiao became a spirit seed to merge with the World Tree, I finally understood: the 800 yuan I spent hadn’t bought me a sand table, but the fates of two worlds. Now the passageway is closed and the Heavenly Demon sealed, but the World Tree seed has sprouted, and the sand table has lit up again. This time, is it a distress signal from a parallel world?!
