Damn! Why Is the Crimson King So Awesome?!

“As long as you can see all the traps ahead of you and avoid falling into them, you’ll never fail in life.” “Fate decreed by Heaven cannot be defied by anyone. All that awaits you is destruction.” “Forget it. I can’t be bothered to explain. You’re not worthy of hearing it. Take it up with my invincible Crimson King!” “Wait, what do you mean I’ll only die once the rain stops? And what’s a Calamity Art??? What do you mean there are lots more people like you???” “Don’t come near me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”