What kind of ridiculous, old-school melodrama is this?! Somebody save me!
I woke up to find that my friends and I had transmigrated into an idiotic ABO angst novel where nobody had a working brain. There was He An, a laid-back Alpha whose dream was to make money without lifting a finger, and Ye Qing, an Omega who seemed aloof but could send me flying with a shoulder throw and was the strongest fighter around. And then there was me!
He An became the scumbag male lead, who had to act domineering and wicked every day. Ye Qing became the pathetic bottom, doomed to suffer both physical and emotional abuse. And I became a Beta doctor with no feelings, whose only line was, “Young Master, Madam has been hanging on the city wall for three days!”
The System threatened us with electric shocks to make us follow the plot: forced seduction, kidney removal and miscarriage, the stand-in and the unattainable first love, a leap off a cliff… We know how it goes, but we just can’t do it!
Watch us use everything we’ve learned, and some truly outrageous tactics, to fight for survival in this brainless story.
This is a thrilling, hilarious tale of friendship, snark, and repeatedly exploiting bugs in the System. Our goal: bounce between electric shocks and laughing fits as we perform the most heart-wrenching scenes in the most ridiculous ways, while fiercely defending our friendship, and our dignity!
Transmigration is risky, so choose your team carefully. But with two friends who’ll go crazy right alongside you, even hell mode can turn into a comedy show! (The System is slowly crashing. Garbled text incoming…)
Very pretty.