Slay the Gods: Two Divine Positions from the Start, and This Tang San Is a Little Jerk

When I woke up, I’d somehow transmigrated into the desperate world of "I Slay Gods"!

I thought I’d have to fight alongside Lin Qiye, living on the edge of a blade. But the divine realm I awakened turned out to be, dual godhood as the Sea God and Asura God from Douluo Dalu, plus a remnant soul of Tang San who won’t stop making snarky remarks?

“Kid, want to use Blue Silver Grass to ensnare Cthulhu?” The obnoxious voice in my head piped up. “Or give an Outer God a craniotomy with the Clear Sky Hammer?”

As I watched the mysterious creatures surge toward me, I whipped out the Sea God Trident. “Tang San, get serious! We’re saving the world!”

“Tsk, fighting Spirit Hall back in my day wasn’t even this exciting… Hey, angel over there, selling those wings?”

And so the Gods’ Psychiatric Hospital gained a consultant who spent all day trying to sell Merlin a magic wand, while a legend spread through the Night’s Watch base: “The Sea God descended, and the first thing he did was fix the toilet.”

When the Archangel Michael descended, I hefted the Asura Demon Sword and grinned. “Ever heard of the Tang Sect Hidden Weapons rankings? Today, I’m giving you the Buddha’s Fury Tang Lotus Pro Max edition!”

This is a wild and off-the-wall story about Tang San saving the world, while also stirring up all the original story’s regrets until they disappear.

(Helpful reminder: The protagonist’s wisecrack count is dangerously high. Don’t drink anything while reading.)