Sikong Zhen's Daily Life in Honor of Kings

[OOC warning: Die-hard Sikong Zhen fans, please do not read. Inspired by the source material.] The Thunderlord, Sikong Zhen, is pure walking testosterone in the Rift! He wields the power of thunder, yet is constantly plagued by strange troubles: ambushed while collecting buffs in the jungle, drawing prying eyes when his coat flares as he ults, stirring up a commotion with the slightest touch of a pond, and even getting special attention from the Storm Dragon King... From the Empress's bedchamber to the jungle brush, from the office to the depths of the Dragon Pit, Sikong Zhen's days are full of surprises. Watch as the Thunderlord tries to preserve his dignity amid Prince of Lanling's harassment, Ma Chao's spear, and the Storm Dragon King's passionate devotion, in this absurd yet thrilling tale of survival in the Rift!