Siheyuan: The Return of the War King, Slapping the Courtyard Mob from the Start

[Giving Silly Zhu a Complete Overhaul] [Putting Every Defiant Punk in Their Place] [War King]

What? I’m a modern special forces war king, but I open my eyes to find I’ve transmigrated into He Bawang, Silly Zhu’s special forces war-king uncle from “The Birds of the Courtyard”?

Fine. I’ll make the best of it. But first, I need to “set the He family straight”!

Look at my nephew Silly Zhu, drained by the whole courtyard and happily playing “ATM and punching bag” for everyone. He Bawang has this to say: Don’t ask. The answer is “a loving fist”! I’ll beat you until you come to your senses, until you question your life choices, and until you never send vegetables to the Jia family again!

And look at my niece He Yushui, thin as a bean sprout and treated unfairly at every turn. He Bawang instantly becomes an “overprotective uncle”: Spoil her! Spoil her rotten! Anyone who dares bully her gets beaten to a pulp, until they wonder if they were born into the wrong family!

Jia Zhangshi wants to throw a tantrum? Yi Zhonghai wants to guilt-trip people? Qin Huairu wants to play the innocent flower? Liu Haizhong wants to become an official? Yan Bugui wants to scheme?

He Bawang has this to say: You “animals,” your good days are over!

I’ve got plenty of “loving discipline” ready for you. I guarantee you’ll learn what it really means to get beaten down by society!

Watch as this iron-blooded big brother uses “iron fists” and “warm sunshine” (though mostly iron fists) to reshape the He family’s ways in a courtyard crawling with “animals,” and whip every last rotten schemer into shape! Don’t ask why Silly Zhu gets beaten every day. The answer is simple: his big brother loves him!