You guys, who else gets it~~~ The world has finally gone as crazy as I like.
I got 99 on the CET-4 English test and was dragged into doing translation. After a fierce round of haphazard English, I successfully reached an agreement with the client to never work together again.
Fired!!!
Put emojis in a spreadsheet, fired!!!
A socially anxious person gets a sales job and is terrified the client will answer the phone. The client picks up, they hang up immediately. Please fire me!
In this fiercely competitive world, a new generation of young people is bringing passion to the workplace. But there will always be people who don't fit in. Unable to find work, they band together for warmth (and to go completely off the rails) (｡ì _ í｡)
Veteran: If you don't listen to me, your life will be full of twists and turns~
Post-2000s kid: Doesn't sound too expensive~
Veteran: If you won't listen to me, your life will be full of holes!
Post-2000s kid: At least it'll be well ventilated~
Veteran: Do you want everyone to laugh at you?
Post-2000s kid: But I'm the funniest one here, hahaha!
Veteran: Y-you... Your future is pitch-black!
Post-2000s kid: Hehe~ Nice and dark, just right for a nap ♪(´ε` )
Gold always shines! But I'm your old pal~
King Yama: I said you'd die at the third watch!
Post-2000s kid: I'll drop dead for you at the second watch, just you watch!!!
King Yama: Okay, okay, you win~ (O_o)
