[Fantasy + Transmigration + Scheming Protagonist + Comedy + Nontraditional Livestreaming]
Heh heh heh! I’m freaking here, cultivation world!
“Folks, it’s the last day! Six-Flavor Emperor Pills! One pill to heal you for the rest of your life!”
“Do you take it before or after meals?”
“Obviously... you eat it as the meal!”
Forget-Me-Not Milk: Drink it and forget your troubles! Fasting pills, made from northwesterly winds and compressed biscuits!
He takes his livestream from indoors to the great outdoors.
He hosts the cultivation world’s first soccer match.
He debates a Taoist priest. The priest asks, “Fellow cultivator, what path do you practice?”
Zhao Lei Dan Dan whips out a sniper rifle. “Ballistics!”
He debates Buddhist monks. “I’ll talk about Buddhist teachings. What will you talk about, benefactor?”
“Marksmanship!”
When humanity is on the verge of war with the sea folk, Zhao Lei heads to the Dragon Palace and livestreams seafood sales for them, successfully averting the conflict.
Zhao Lei partners with one sect after another. Standing atop Skyvault Peak, he sighs, “If I don’t sell stuff in the cultivation world, they’ll be at war sooner or later!”
