Black Luck Hangs Over the Heavens: Unbeatable from the Start, How Could I Lose?

[Overpowered Lead] [Villain] [System] [Siscon] [Dual Female Leads] [Total Domination] [Lighthearted (the plot, the plot is lighthearted)] [Everyday Life]

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"Host, Host! Emergency! Emergency! Emergency! You're the ultimate Villain of this book! The Chosen Ones from all over are about to team up and grind through instances! You'll die in a very rhythmic fashion! Quick! Let's rush to the beginner village and snuff out that little spark! Steal his treasures! Steal his girl! Show him how cruel society can be!"

Ling Xiao swirled the Ten-Thousand-Year Immortal Wine in his cup, held his impossibly adorable younger sister close, glanced at the powerful figures trembling below, and replied unhurriedly, "What's the rush? Wouldn't it be easier to wait for them to come to us, then slap them to death?"

System: [!!!]

Help! The Host is giving up! He's lying flat! He's doing whatever he wants because his family is loaded!

"But they have dazzling halos, can recover from fatal injuries and power up, and can even talk their way out of anything!"

"Oh."

"They find divine weapons while walking around and meet old masters after falling off cliffs!"

"Mm."

"I got some new pajamas today~"

"Mm, tell me all about them."

System: "Host! Your luck is so dark it's practically glowing!"

Ling Xiao: "It could stand to get darker. It makes me look slimmer."

System: "Host! That heaven's favored genius is about to break through!"

Ling Xiao (yawning): "Send an Immortal Emperor. Make sure he fails his breakthrough quietly, so he doesn't wake my sister."