Slay the Gods: How Did I Become a Cross-Dressing Heartthrob?

[OOC!] [Spans a long period of time!] [Includes original headcanons!] [All pairings (Attention! All genders, including BL and GL)] [Trashy shou (?)] [Fast-paced (?)] [No nitpickers!!!]

After Yun Sanxiao takes pills to kill himself, he gets bound to a “Goddess Training” System. Due to a blunder, the System binds the wrong person, and poor Yun Sanxiao is forced to wear women's clothes. Haha.

Yun Sanxiao: Guess the powers that be set me up, haha.

#If misfortune were a talent, Yun Sanxiao would have been exceptionally gifted from the start.

Later.

Yun Sanxiao completely loses it: Bro, guys, I'm a man! Why are all of you falling for me?

What the hell, someone's trying to strip me because they don't believe me.

Big, big, big bro, please don't kill me.

Later still.

Yun Sanxiao is overcome with grief and anger: If only I'd known, I wouldn't have accepted that System mission. Now I've gone and gotten myself involved too.